how many eye contact until date
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
1984 is here and now
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BEARD I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds
i have no regrets
neither did ron
Reblog if you’ve ever been called:
Reblog if you’ve been called any BY YOUR PARENTS or any other close relation
The top three.
all of them
hello i have come to seduce you
Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?Don’t worry babe, I’ve got thebill…
That’s a cute duxedo
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS JUST LOST ALL FUCKS TO GIVE WHEN IT COMES TO AWARDS SHOWS ANYMORE
Just spent the last two days wrestling with this shit-dicking computer so hopefully it’ll work now.
If not i’ll just have to start a summoning. Sell your soul for Wi-Fi anyone?
Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, I hope you know there are literally thousands of people out here that are legit PROUD AS SHIT OF YOU. NOT because we want to sleep with you, or are crazy fanatics, but because we just are blown away by what a wonderful human being you are, and we are literally proud of everything you do, because you deserve every moment of this.
Go get ‘em, baby.
that is the straight goddamn truth
my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”